trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
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My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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