I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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