Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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