After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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