And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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