You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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