Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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