How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Just high enough for therapy.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
