the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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