I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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