i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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