he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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