the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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