I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
Randomize
