She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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