An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
My breasts were aching with rage.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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