do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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