i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
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