I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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