Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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