This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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