I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
birth control should be required to get into college
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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