I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
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