he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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