Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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