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say what?
wanna hang out?
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
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