I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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