Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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