i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
third nipple confirmed
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
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