You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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