Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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