So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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