Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
He shit in the fireplace
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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