And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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