You're completely useless in the revolution.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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