It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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