ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Someone signed my nipple.
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