Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
i need some magic done to my vagina
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
