Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
My pussy is not your playground.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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