k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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