I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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