You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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