I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i may or may not be watching the land before time
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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