id be glad to
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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