Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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