Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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