You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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