I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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