You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
