I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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