last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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