weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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