therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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