is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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