If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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