After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I cut my penus on the lid.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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